20 March 2008


The results are in:

Because of the extremely high voter turnout on this poll, I sent an email asking MTV/VH1 to consider me in an upcoming reality TV show. Here's the email:

I think it's only a matter of time before they respond and offer me my own show. In the meantime, check out this amazing clip from a recent episode of Flavor of Love:

Watch closely for this:

1. The way Flav types with his index fingers. I actually know a lawyer who types just like this.
2. How excited Flav gets when he discovers the object of his internet research. Usually when I get just the right hit on Google, I yell "Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" too.
3. How the girls talk trash about the one who was on Oprah. They have every right to be suspicious that someone could be "star-searching." Everyone knows that the winning contestant on Flavor of Love will go far in life.


two forks said...

the two fingered typing kills me!!!

and all flavor of love contestants are star-searching... i mean saaphyri from one of the other seasons is now an internet star trying to sell her very desirable "lip chap." who wouldn't want that?!

michal & david coombs said...

my favorite part is when you say the internet is too evil and tv is much safer for videos. i think you're right. i hope they give you an all rights included good for the whole family tv series!!

Yaj said...

They'll be calling any minute now... can I be the behind-the-scenes gopher for stuff like drinks and s'mores? Hey boy, get me s'more o' dat!

Yes sir, right away sir, thank you sir... howmidoin'?

Yaj said...

you know, I really think it's spelled "Wooooooooooooowwwww."

rachel tanner said...

I don't think it matters how you spell "wow" either way its funny.(: I hope they write you back!
I think the 22 that voted for you are your true friends.

P.S. I type with two fingers sometimes...

shortino said...

I only type with 9 digits... what's my other thumb doing the whole time? Atrophying... that's what.