10 October 2008

Dear PETA,

I use dto think you were a bucnh fo freaks but now i need your help!
Last nite i turned on hte news and i gess it was a sepcial report becuase Amy Poehler was doing the Weekend UPdate on thursday. "what a nice yougn lady," i thougth. "And her hudband wasso funny in Arrested Dvelopment." but my enthusism quikly turned to feer and horror when i saw this segmint:

video

why does she be hatin' armadillos? Pleese do something! forget about saving teh cows who give thier milk to make icecream--thye can allways make more. (plus, who besides babees woud ever eet the breast milk icecream you ave proposed?)

Save teh armadillos frum evli news anchers like Amy Poeler so we can liv are lives like normel armadillos, visiting tulep gardens, going to werk wtih our owners, and reeding betdime stories, playing hide-adn-seek, makign music, playing wii tennis, and watchnig hte Redskins!

Sincerly,
My BUddy Armadillo

P.S. Sory for hte typos, its hard to type iwth claws.

3 comments:

two forks said...

why was my buddy up past his bedtime! he never should have been watching saturday night live. maybe it's time for him to get his own room.

shortino said...

That's what I'm talking about, Buddy.

Yaj said...

P.eople
E.ating
T.asty
A.nimals

Though they have a nicely built-in crunch, armadillos are not very tasty, and therefore not a part of P.E.T.A. So, Buddy is OK!

BUT HOW'S YM YDDUB?! Hmmmm?! YMMMM!