03 December 2008


If you are following the recent story of troubled New York Giants wide receiver, Plaxico Burress, you probably have many questions:

Is the poor guy okay?
How did he accidentally shoot himself in his own leg?
Why did he need a gun to go clubbing?
Why was he packing heat without a concealed weapons permit?
How long will he be suspended?
Is his career over?
Will he go to jail?

But why isn't anyone asking this:

His name is Plaxico?


two forks said...

come on - you know why he was packing heat at da club.... his moves on the dance floor were dangerous!

p.s. agnes is better than plaxico.

Jerkolas said...

Just read this on the shoebox blog and thought it would fit in here nicely:

"A famous French athlete has been fined 5,000 euros for biting a policeman. Yeah, but did she shoot herself in the leg when her gun fell through the waistband of her sweatpants? We think not! USA! USA!"

Yaj said...

I L-O-V-E New York!

If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.

P.s. You sure you can't slip Senga in there? Better than Plaxico...!

the guitarist from hell said...

I personally take a club when I go gunning! And being familiar with countless firearms, I have never understood how a person "accidentally" shoots themselves. Although I would have shot myself much sooner if my name really was Plaxico.

Anonymous said...

And what will happen to his black, Cadillac Escalade?

I think Plaxi made a serious strategy error when he didn't immediately disavow any personal association with the gun in his pants.

As I understand it, the gun was simply a weapon from his neighborhood, and the two were not on intimate terms. The violent history of said gun has no bearing on it's recent incident of 'free-speech', and obviously no direct relationship to the pants, or to the leg in the pants.

Yaj said...

Yo, hey Cali-gal - you be hired. Caw me.