Why do people pay $2 for a bottle of Aquafina
or Dasani when it's actually just tap water?

Why does that Billy Mays get so excited
about Oxiclean?

Would a goofy-looking chump like Luke Russert
have gotten internships with PTI and Late Night
With Conan O'Brien and a correspondent job with
MSNBC if his dad weren't the late Tim Russert?

Why don't the iPod headphones fit in my ears?

Does the third Manning brother feel like a loser?
Do people really mistake DiGiorno
pizza for "delivery"?

Does Dick Vitale know that his voice is
grating and annoying?

Why isn't it socially acceptable to use song and dance to tell a
story or make a point in real life, but it is in musicals?
story or make a point in real life, but it is in musicals?
Have people realized yet that all John Grisham
novels have the same plot?

Do you know anyone who has actually
watched a WNBA game start to finish?
watched a WNBA game start to finish?
Do you know anyone who has seen a friend's
engagement ring and exclaimed, "He went to Jared?!"

4 comments:
I at least know about the Wendy's hamburgers. They are square because you can put more burgers on the grill if they are square. You maximize the use of your grilling surface.
Mmmm, Wendy's is good!
I am aware of the repeating plot scheme of the John Grisham novels and yet fall for it every time. I still read all his books.
I know the answers to those and many more questions. I am surprised by such myopia...
Wendy's hamburgers are stamped out of a machine that makes them square--that's why. You squish in the beef and it makes burgers efficiently.
And they thought they would be different. That's the story, from an anonymous former Wendy's prep cook (with deference to "Chartie").
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