27 March 2009

Parenting Lesson #4

When your daughter comes home and tells you a boy at school said she has cooties, just show her this picture:



Then say, "Would you rather have cooties or be the ugliest dog in the world like this freak? Now go outside and play." After you've successfully put things in perspective, lean back and say to yourself, "How did I become such an amazing parent?"

1 comment:

Yaj said...

That is one wonderful competition each year...