18 May 2009

Don't Believe, Don't Call!

Well, the job search has been going pretty slowly. I know you're probably thinking, "How can someone as amazing and talented as you have a hard time finding a job?" To that I say I guess there aren't any openings that require experience with Photoshopping copyrighted images. Well folks, my luck is changing. I recently saw this amazing sign:

That phone number has changed my life and now I am making CEO income. In fact, I am making so much that my income has been capped by Obama's new CEO compensation rules. But how can I be upset? I'm earning CEO income from home. If you don't believe, don't call.


Anonymous said...

I don't believe it - !

Yaj said...

I think ET did something like that.