03 June 2009

Dear UPS,

People always say that you can do anything with a law degree. Well, I'd like to be a UPS driver. Do you have any openings?

I think I'd go a great job. I'm always in a hurry, I'm an amazing driver, and I'm not afraid to honk at people when they get in the way of my delivery truck. Plus I love wearing brown and I especially love short shorts. Look:

Call me anytime for an interview. I'm ready to work!



Yaj said...

The shorts fit well - is the fit of that shirt specially designed?

david & michal coombs said...

Sorry, UPS isn't hiring drivers right now... but I bet if you had a doctorate you'd have a better shot!

Yaj said...

He's a Juris Doctor...