I think I'd go a great job. I'm always in a hurry, I'm an amazing driver, and I'm not afraid to honk at people when they get in the way of my delivery truck. Plus I love wearing brown and I especially love short shorts. Look:
Call me anytime for an interview. I'm ready to work!
Sincerely,
C-Biscuit
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The shorts fit well - is the fit of that shirt specially designed?
Sorry, UPS isn't hiring drivers right now... but I bet if you had a doctorate you'd have a better shot!
He's a Juris Doctor...
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